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chava Steward Level 20 Pathmaker Posts: 1788	Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Go! by chava 4 months ago \| Permalink
sootfox Level 9 Bedouin Posts: 63	Omg.. I can't believe you started this... ok, I'll bite. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. by sootfox 4 months ago \| Permalink
chava Steward Level 20 Pathmaker Posts: 1788	Chuck Norris can eat a single Lays Potato Chip Chuck Norris can divide by zero by chava 4 months ago \| Permalink
sylverling Steward Level 20 Pathmaker Posts: 1598	If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble, you win. Forever. by sylverling 4 months ago \| Permalink
bookmasterjmv Level 14 Benefactor Posts: 312	Pfft. Chuck Norris is nothing compared to Alton Brown. #17. Alton Brown once got carried away slicing carrots, and julienned his cutting board. Undaunted, he sauteed the splinters in olive oil and spices -- and they were delicious. by bookmasterjmv 4 months ago \| Permalink
shyiskhar Steward Level 19 Destroyer Posts: 2112	Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. If you have five bucks, and Chuck has five bucks, Chuck has more money than you. When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, He checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Edit: PMOG is now a Chucktatorship. by shyiskhar 4 months ago \| Permalink
czarchron Steward Level 14 Destroyer Posts: 826	Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... Twice!! by czarchron 4 months ago \| Permalink
t_man Level 16 Destroyer Posts: 302	Q: How many Chuck Norris does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Zero, he will roundhouse kicks all usable lightbulbs. by t_man 4 months ago \| Permalink
czarchron Steward Level 14 Destroyer Posts: 826	Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. by czarchron 4 months ago \| Permalink
itheman Level 12 Pathmaker Posts: 336	Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise. by itheman 4 months ago \| Permalink
salinat Level 15 Destroyer Posts: 401	Ok, just to be different ... http://www.brucefacts.com/more.p... by salinat 4 months ago \| Permalink
snape Level 17 Destroyer Posts: 41	"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you." by snape 4 months ago \| Permalink
wathetimbo Level 12 Destroyer Posts: 264	When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please." by wathetimbo 4 months ago \| Permalink
chava Steward Level 20 Pathmaker Posts: 1788	Chuck Norris could make a stone so large not even he could carry it. Only he could carry it. by chava 4 months ago \| Permalink