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shyiskhar Steward ![]() Level 19 Posts: 1888 |
I am Man. I fear nothing. Mine me all you will. Give unto me your fury! I shall wear no armor, grant no st. nicks. I shall stand tall and ride the internet wave bareback and free of restraints. Yes I shall be mined to 0dp (And in fact have been, repeatedly) But I shall not change. Because what defines a man is not his riches but his choice. And I chose to brave these terrifying waters, Armed but unarmored. Who dares ride with me? Who here has the courage to go without there armor, Without any protection from the pain? I'm inviting you to show the PMOG world your heart! To expose yourself here as a true warrior. Join me. Post bravely, and join me. |
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maltagirl Level 9 Posts: 81 |
OK after a post like that... I laid some mines on you. Good luck O brave one. *tightens straps on armor and ducks* |
uselessness![]() Level 14 Posts: 728 |
I would, but I'm too scared. |
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shyiskhar Steward ![]() Level 19 Posts: 1888 |
maltagirl, Not the first. won't be the last. We brave souls who adventure without our armor, and publicly announce such behavior are used to it by now. I've had over 40 mines this morning alone. I have no dp. The secret to this particular technique of PMOG appears to be, spend the DP as fast as you can, so the mines just make the screen shake rather than actually hurting.
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maltagirl Level 9 Posts: 81 |
Or... you can crate your dp on your own profile (so no-one else can loot the crate), and then go about your unarmored life ;-) |
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chava Steward ![]() Level 18 Posts: 1786 |
@shyiskhar You're really just paying 5DP extra. 3 mines w/o armor = 30 DPs
I'd join you, but I want badges! |
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shyiskhar Steward ![]() Level 19 Posts: 1888 |
It's not about the money! It's about the manliness! Or the Womanliness! Depending on your preference. It's about never surrendering, About Standing proud and strong in an army of those looking to cause us harm. It's about bravery, About power and passion and hope! Are the badges worth your Human passion for Great Justice? |
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shard Level 12 Posts: 130 |
1) You are man? lulz, roflcoptor, suxorz etc, etc... 2) You use Deadpool as you avi... go die. |
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shyiskhar Steward ![]() Level 19 Posts: 1888 |
@shard I am Man! Or a man. The rules are somewhat uncertain. And whats your issue with Deadpool? I find him incredibly entertaining myself... But I guess there are those who may dislike him. No idea why though.
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chetyre Steward ![]() Level 12 Posts: 1029 |
I have no dp. The secret to this particular technique of PMOG appears to be, spend the DP as fast as you can, so the mines just make the screen shake rather than actually hurting. Doesn't this defeat the purpose then? |
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shyiskhar Steward ![]() Level 19 Posts: 1888 |
@chetyre Depends on the purpose. My purpose is not so much to risk the DP as it is to resist the urge to protect ones self. It's an ideal, A dream, A goal.
This is a movement, a deliberate middle finger as it were to those who wear the label of bedoins. Not so much in hatred of them, Because I would never encourage hatred, But more as a sign of ultimate rivalry. A destroyer lays mines. His plan is to cause chaos, and armor defeats that purpose. A true destroyer (Whether in actual official label, or merely at heart) should be fundamentally and perfectly opposed to armor, on a basic level. I shall not fear the mines I lay. They are mine and whether laid by me or another of my ilk, every mine tripped whilst protected is a defeated mine, and thus a mine wasted. Let them scar your flesh. Wear those scars with pride! |
bunni3burn![]() Level 17 Posts: 1060 |
Well where were you for all the Destroyers to mine BEFORE the tool reset. Back when mines ONLY counted by hitting someone without armor? This Bedouin does not flinch at your so called stand. |
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shyiskhar Steward ![]() Level 19 Posts: 1888 |
I wasn't here then. But I am now. And You're not meant to flinch. We all already know the bedouins are cowards.. Who else would cover themselves in metal in order to hide from the world? |
drudge![]() Level 20 Posts: 519 |
you use good punctuation and capitalization like its school work or a resume, shyiskhar.... done the dirty-dirty to shyiskhar with mines for making use of correct punctuation and capitalization in his own thread too many times in a row!!! ha |
bunni3burn![]() Level 17 Posts: 1060 |
Cowards? Bedouins are the ones seeking to trip the mines. We "want" to find mines and trip them. We put ourselves in the way of danger to save the innocents from getting the mines. We are here to put a damper in your fun. Not cowardly. (Funny how I am now a Vigilante as I type this. Which are the other assoc out to ruin your Destroyer fun. Trust me I am a Bedouin at the core.) Again, Bedouins are not flinching at your stand. We are "not" impressed at your attempt to be "manly". We are, instead laughing at your attempt to anger us. Please do keep mining the internet. It keeps Bedouins in business. Cheers! :D |
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chava Steward ![]() Level 18 Posts: 1786 |
I am a destroyer/bedouin/vigilante so I get the best of all worlds. @shyiskhar Badges are indeed worth it, since they're shiny and I plan to get all of them very very soon. (tools only) I have to admit, you make a very impassioned speech. Do you, perchance, work for the Obama campaign? |
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shyiskhar Steward ![]() Level 19 Posts: 1888 |
Is a man in a tank risking his life when he drives through an area where people shall fire at him with small hand guns? No? Then how can it be that wearing armor(Which at the moment can take three hits for every one mine I lay) is considered bravery? You can buy almost double the armor to each mine I buy, and withstand three hits to each one I lay. That's not bravery. Do you wear large layers of bubble wrap when you go out into the real world, just in case someone should bump you too? And why didn't I get hit by drudges mines!? I was looking forward to the pain.. reminds us we're alive! If I worked for the Obama campaign I'd be incredibly busy right about now. I'm just a bum with way too much time on his hands, And a passion for oratory. Edit: Scratch that. Just hit like 50 mines from drudge. Thanks man! Also, As an aside, I'd like to put forward the idea of a "scar tissue" badge, Which in order to achieve one would have to suffer through a certain number of mine blasts, whilst going armor free.
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shadowsong![]() Level 10 Posts: 45 |
@shyiskhar I'm with you, but you know that already. And I really like that badge idea. |
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shyiskhar Steward ![]() Level 19 Posts: 1888 |
1 for the cause! (And I'm sorry you're about to get blown to smithereens! Enjoy the agonizing pain. Like I said, it reminds us we're alive.) Also, I'm working on a manifesto. We shall post it everywhere and be proud. We alone shall stand strong in the face of almost certain death. Using our bodies as shields and never flinching as bits of us go flying! |
shadowsong![]() Level 10 Posts: 45 |
Don't worry 'bout me, I'm used to get blown to pieces, and I can take a lot of pain, though I prefer to inflict it on others. Um. That's why I'm a destroyer, I guess. Yeah, I really like to see that manifesto. We might need to adjust our strategy a little, though. I'm having an idea, but it needs a bit more thinking. |
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shyiskhar Steward ![]() Level 19 Posts: 1888 |
I'm always open to ideas! Working on the manifesto as we speak... |
shadowsong![]() Level 10 Posts: 45 |
Yep, just got the mail. |
paranoia![]() Level 7 Posts: 25 |
Such a man! I'd follow him to hell and back I would!
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shyiskhar Steward ![]() Level 19 Posts: 1888 |
Wo0t! TWO for the cause!
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shyiskhar Steward ![]() Level 19 Posts: 1888 |
Eh? When I started this thread, PRisk didn't exist.
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