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uselessness Level 18 
BenefactorPosts: 765 |
From my Benefactor antique shop I offer up for auction five dozen original armors (old artwork) in excellent condition. Several are slightly varnished or have minor dents, easily restored. These armors have been supplied by the Hamilton Estate, a private collector. Owned by a single family for five generations. Most articles never worn. Goods to be delivered promptly to the highest bidder at no additional charge. |
gbelste Level 16 
PathmakerPosts: 338 |
I bid 500 DP! Hopefully nobody else sees this. If this is true, I feel sorry for you. |
nieman Level 20 
DestroyerPosts: 1212 |
varnished or tarnished? |
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sylverling Steward  Level 20
PathmakerPosts: 1598 |
Varnished. They've got that nice woody sheen. Bacon-colored. |
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uselessness Level 18
BenefactorPosts: 765 |
My apologies, my antique-dealer eyes are not what they once were. Tarnished is correct. Bacon-colored is also correct. I see gbelste's bid of 500 DP, do I hear 550? |
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uselessness Level 18
BenefactorPosts: 765 |
500 DP for the cat in the orange post-its... going once! |
mattjc500 Level 20
DestroyerPosts: 352 |
550! |
riscy Level 20
DestroyerPosts: 1064 |
600 |
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uselessness Level 18
BenefactorPosts: 765 |
600 from the Benefactor-Destroyer in the bacon bikini bottoms! Do I hear 650? |
spikeyboy Level 17 
BedouinPosts: 1181 |
I don't know - do you? |
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uselessness Level 18
BenefactorPosts: 765 |
Do you hear what I hear? /christmascarol |
toucanbill Level 12
BenefactorPosts: 94 |
Carols for the paranoid...
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uselessness Level 18
BenefactorPosts: 765 |
That's 600 DPs for riscy, going once... |
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mattjc500 Level 20
DestroyerPosts: 352 |
650!!!!!!! |
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uselessness Level 18
BenefactorPosts: 765 |
That's a bid of 650 DPs from the fragmented Benefactor, do I hear 700? |
b3nto0215 Level 18
BenefactorPosts: 36 |
I think there should be more information on the Hamilton family. |
glennza Level 20
BenefactorPosts: 225 |
700 DPs! |
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uselessness Level 18
BenefactorPosts: 765 |
That's 700! 700 DPs to the determined-looking shadowy hedgehog. Do I hear 750? The Hamiltons are a well-respected noble family with a bloodline including Alexander Hamilton's brother James, Olympic figure skater Scott Hamilton, and Sir Elton John. We were contacted by the caretakers of the Estate in the passing of Ignatius Milton Hamilton, the eccentric oil baron, that he wished for his famed armor collection to go to a respectable connoisseur. |
enigmagirl Level 13
BenefactorPosts: 152 |
*raises her hand* 750! |
angrist Level 17
DestroyerPosts: 52 |
800. Will be good for my run at Tank. |
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uselessness Level 18
BenefactorPosts: 765 |
A bid of 800 DPs has been received from the fine example of exotic calligraphy. Do I hear 850? |
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enigmagirl Level 13
BenefactorPosts: 152 |
850! |
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uselessness Level 18
BenefactorPosts: 765 |
Yes, 850 from the modestly alarmed llama. Thank you. Do I hear 900? |
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angrist Level 17
DestroyerPosts: 52 |
Sure, 900 it is. |
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uselessness Level 18
BenefactorPosts: 765 |
900 from the one who makes anger a lifestyle! Can I get 950? |
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