Bacon: Unusual and Fantastical Ways to Eat and Enjoy the World's Greatest Invention

I frequently myself quoting the Simpsons on the topic of porcine superiority concerning meat:

"Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."

That neatly sums up my position on the topic of how 'amazing it is that bacon exists.' This mission was inspired by Skawesome's most excellent bacon missions--please go take them when you are done here.

This is not a mini-mission. It may take a few minutes, you have been warned... Now, open this in a fresh tab and let it play in the background. I'd waft bacon-scented breezes at you, the Missioneer, if I could, this should be a profound sensory experience.